Diary of an abnormal teen

blainiacs:

i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101

anchor-arms:

has anyone heard from shia labeouf since the face eating incident? no.

coincidence?  I THINK NOT

(Source: harrywantsmeinbed)

richwhitelesbian:

meanwhile in the future, you’re dead and the kids are listening to even worse music

thorhead:

can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though

“spell mummified”

“eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle”

“are you high”

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”